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Below is the news mentioned in the Mirror why blame only Dahi Handi all festivals be it Ganpati, Navratri, Mohraam, Chat Puja etc whenever the mob gets chance to assemble for religious purpose they take advantage and take people walking on road for granted. Bet it women, young girl , men , children no one is spare. HOLI is the festival when girls are the prime target for throwing balloons.
Traffic problem caused is never mentioned why someone should waste his petrol and time for group of few people who want to enjoy on expense of others.
Since it is a religious festival police and other authorities play only the role of mute spectator.
Mirror should report during HOLI and other festivals also.
It is ironical that the city drops its pretence of being women-friendly on festive days when celebrations spill on to the streets, providing an excellent cover for perverts on the loose. And while on December 31st the offenders can blame it all on short skirts, there are no excuses for the harassment women and girls are subjected to on Dahi Handi days.
No woman is safe from the thousands of govindas on making lewd gestures, cat call and comments. They are brazen enough to grope women in public, make explicit sexual gestures and don't really care if you are alone or with others. Some boys –they are barely teenagers- even target girls with anything they can lay their hands on.
Mumbai Mirror team went around the city and witnessed the horror unfold. Without any exception our reporter was harassed by almost every group we encountered on the roads. Whether it was sponsored by MNS MLA Ram Kadam, Shiva Sena Vibhag Pramukh Bhau Korgaonkar, or Congress Corporator Ravi Raja, they went out of their way to make the reporter feel sorry about being a woman and making the mistake of stepping out on a day when men.
When confronted, Ravi Raja, he said, "I sponsor around 2,000 boys from various Mandals in my ward. I was not aware that they harass women. I will have a meeting with heads of these groups and ask them to bring in discipline even stop sponsoring for the culprits," he said.
Korgaonkar said, "I do not sponsor any Govindas in the city but some local Shakha Pramukh must have put my name on the T shirts worn by the boys. I will tell my Shakha Pramukhs to pull up such groups who misbehave and make women feel uncomfortable," he said.
Some boys threw water bottles, leaves and paper chits from the truck at our reporter
4.30 PM SION
Bikers and men loaded on trucks whistled and hooted as our reporter walked by
Several bikers screamed and passed lewd comments as they raced by
Sunday, August 15, 2010
“We want these old, illegal and unwanted vehicles off the streets,’’ said Vikas Pandkar, regional transport officer from the eastern suburbs. The RTO has already issued showcause notices to the drivers whose vehicles have been seized and the officials will take a month to destroy the old vehicles.
“However, if we destroy the vehicles, most taxi drivers and owners said they would be rendered jobless. So, we have decided to rehabilitate them, helping them get soft loans and procure new vehicles at affordable prices. We want to encourage them to buy new vehicles and so are offering the loans,’’ said Pandkar.
Even Mumbai Taximen’s Union president A L Quadros seemed to be glad that the RTO was cracking a whip on old and illegal vehicles. “I submitted a memorandum to the transport department on Wednesday, requesting them to offer a ‘two-in-one’ status to new black-and-yellow taxis,’’ Quadros said. “Every new car has an AC. So, to make good use of that, a scheme should be started in which, a passenger can have the AC switched on but have to pay an extra 10%. Otherwise, he can take a drive at the normal fare.’’
Pandkar added that they had taken the decision to rehabilitate the affected drivers after taxi unions requested him to help these people, who would be left with no means to earn a living. “We have decided to help cabbies. But they will have to buy new cars that will comply with the pollution norms and the Maharashtra Motor Vehicle Rules,’’ Pandkar said.
Pandkar said that the RTO could help the taximen choose the right car, and for that, would liaison with automobile manufacturing companies, like Maruti and Tata. “We can help them get a 100% loan on cars. For bulk bookings, they could get the maximum discounted price,’’ he said. The RTO would also expedite the process of registering the new vehicles for these drivers.
At present, the main hurdle for taxi union leaders is to convince the drivers, whose cars have been confiscated, to buy new vehicles.
Lucknow: Syed Sadiq Ali can literally blow up his monthly salary on a modest breakfast—one cup of chai and bun-makkhan. “That is all Rs 15 will get you and no more... not even an extra piece of khaara,’’ Ali morosely declares. The only thing ‘shahi’ (royal) about this 40-year-old Shahi Imam of Mumtazee Masjid, the imposing red sandstone mosque on Taj Mahal premises, is the title that his family has been holding for past 350-odd years.
Ali claims to be the seventh generation of the first Imam emperor Shahjahan transported from Bukhara. But then those were the days, he wistfully says, when the badshah salamat had, by a Shahi ‘farman’ (royal decree), sanctioned the imam 15 gold asharfis a month in lieu of upkeep of Mumtazee Masjid and conducting namaz five times a day therein.
From 15 gold coins to 15 one-rupee coins, it has indeed been a headlong fall for his descendants. Ali has it all neatly worked out. “Ten grams of gold—weight of a mohar—at the current market price is Rs 18,000, so 15 mohars would total up to Rs 2.7 lakh... and to think that the Taj Mahal is the biggest money spinner for the government of India,’’ Ali said.
In fact, his father—an imam for 40 long years—had tried hard to get a raise. “He would send letters to everyone, right from the DM to the PM or the President. Things at one point of time even looked quite bright when Ghulam Nabi Azad, during a trip to Agra, promised a respectable remuneration. But, apparently he forgot all about it,’’ he recalled.
Adding insult to injury is the realisation that even fourth class employees at Taj get between Rs 15,000 and Rs 18,000 a month, says Munawwar Ali, convener of National Monuments Protection Committee, Agra and Ali’s first cousin. Accredited members of All India Imam Association, he claims, are entitled to Rs 10,000 as monthly salary. “The least the ASI could do was to bring it on a par,’’ he suggests. The ASI, however, refuses to accord the Shahi Imam a permanent status on the rolls. On record, he is only a part-time employee, Munnawwar claims.
WONDER OF WONDERS: Even Class IV employees at Taj get between Rs 15,000 and Rs 18,000 a month, but Syed Sadiq Ali, the Shahi Imam of the red sandstone mosque on Taj Mahal premises, gets a pittance that does not provide for anything more than one modest breakfast of chai and bunmakkhan every month
Monday, August 9, 2010
Mumbai: After several hitches, Maharashtra State Road Development Corporation (MSRDC) officials are saying that the west coast Passenger Water Transport (PWT) project is finally sailing along. The two technical bids of Pratibha Constructions, the only bidder in the latest round, have been opened and the financial bid will be matched with government estimates next week. The number of years the bidders expect to operate the project before returning it to MSRDC will also be looked into.
Commuters in the western suburbs and island city are staring at the possibility of using the sea route within a year to two years if the latest attempt to kickstart the project, estimated to cost Rs 1,200 crore, goes ahead. An earlier contract was cancelled and the second round of bidding saw three extensions.
The first six terminals for the catamarans and hovercraft would be at Nariman Point, Bandra, Juhu, Versova, Marve and Borivli. Work is expected to begin after the monsoon, said MSRDC officials.
The state government has environmental clearances from the Centre and also encroachment-free lands at points where the PWT terminals would be built. As per the blueprint finalised by the MSRDC, the average travel time between Nariman Point and Borivili would be 35 to 40 minutes, depending on the speed of the catamaran or hovercraft used. Tickets between the two jetties would cost Rs 50 to Rs 150 depending on the vessels’ speed. Hovercraft are generally faster than catamarans.
A one-way journey on the Bandra-Worli sea-link costs Rs 50, while a two-way pass is Rs 75.
“None of the six coastal lands we have received from the Mumbai Maritime Board for the terminals are encroached. All environmental clearances are ready. The only thing remaining is the issuance of work orders. Work can start after the monsoon,’’ said a senior state government official.
The service is expected to be ultimately used by 25,000 to 35,000 passengers daily. “Though tickets will be on the higher side, it will reduce the number of cars on the western road corridor of the city, pollution and fuel consumption,’’ said an MSRDC official. According to him more than 1.5 lakh vehicles travel on the western corridor daily.
MSRDC sources said around 35 to 40% of the total investment would be spent on buying catamarans and hovercraft, while the remaining would be spent on infrastructure at terminals. The Nariman Point terminal would be behind the NCPA.
In the initial phases, seven catamarans and five hovercraft would be run. Catamarans have 100-passenger capacities, while hovercraft can accommodate 25 to 50 passengers. Eventually, a total of 20 vessels would be used.
According to Pratibha’s proposal, services would run 15 hours a day from Monday to Friday. Vessels would run at 15- to 30-minute intervals during morning and evening peak hours and 30-to 60-minute intervals at other times. On Saturdays, Sundays and public holidays, vessels would run every two hours.
The east and west coast water transport projects were transferred from the Mumbai Maritime Board to MSRDC in 1994-95.
BORIVLI TO NARIMAN POINT IN 40 MINUTES
Technical bids have been opened and the financial bid will be opened next week. Final decision will be taken by the Cabinet Committee on Infrastructure after scrutiny by the MSRDC board MSRDC expects work to begin on the Public Water Transport project in October For the first 22 to 24 months, the Nariman Point to Juhu section would be built
In the next 30 months, the Juhu to Borivli section would be completed
ON CHOPPY SEAS
In 2008, a contract was awarded to Satyagiri Shipping for the west coast transport project. But it was cancelled by the state after legal controversies and consortium issues
In 2009, MSRDC invited new bids. Around 26 leading companies, including Tata Infrastructure, India Bulls, D B Realty, Reliance and Pratibha Constructions, bought applications and demanded extensions on deadlines thrice
The last deadline was in July 2010 and only Pratibha Constructions gave bids
Now, the city’s overburdened traffic police officers have enlisted an unexpected weapon in the fight against dangerous driving: Facebook. The traffic police started a Facebook page two months ago, and almost immediately residents became digital informants, posting photos of their fellow drivers violating traffic laws. As of Sunday, more than 17,000 people had become fans of the page and posted almost 3,000 photographs and dozens of videos.
The online rap sheet was impressive. There are photos of people on motorcycles without helmets, cars stopped in crosswalks, drivers on cellphones, drivers in the middle of illegal turns, and improperly parked vehicles. Based on the pictures, Delhi Traffic Police have issued 665 tickets, using the licence plate numbers shown in the photos to track vehicle owners, said Delhi’s joint commissioner of traffic, Satyendra Garg.
Despite some concerns about privacy, and the authenticity of the photos, the public’s response has been overwhelmingly positive, he said. Mr Garg said the Facebook page never instructed people to take pictures of lawless drivers. “We wanted a forum where people could express their views and suggest changes,” he said on Friday.
With just 5,000 traffic officers in this city of 12 million people, the social networking site is filling a useful role, he said. “Traffic police can’t be present everywhere, but rules are always being broken,” Mr Garg said. “If people want to report it, we welcome it. A violation is a violation.”
Mr Garg acknowledged that it was possible photos could be manipulated to incriminate someone who was not actually breaking the law. But, he said, drivers can contest the tickets if they feel they were wrongly issued. The police advise residents not to let personal animosity influence their photo-taking.
Some city residents have applauded the effort. “This is a good use of police resources,” said Vijyant Jain, a 27-year-old manager with Orange Business Services, who drives a minivan.
(New York Times News Service)
The government has extended the deadline for illegal slums from 1995 to 2000.
According to official records, the are 6,720 slums in Goregaon’s Aarey Colony. The officials had sought Rs 20 crore to construct a protection wall, but their proposal hasn’t been sanctioned by Mantralaya.
Land owned by the revenue department has also been heavily encroached upon. In 2005, Vilasrao Deshmukh, who was the chief minister at that time, had ordered a crackdown on encroachers and several tracts of land at Kandivli, Gorai, Manori, Mankhurd and Govandi were cleared by the then suburban collector S S Zende Patil.
But soon, politicians, cutting across party lines, joined forces and demanded that the drive be stopped. A few Congress MPs and MLAs also approached the party high command and managed to bring the drive to a halt. The then Mhada chief T Chandrashekhar had demanded plots from this land bank for low-cost housing. In 2007, these plots were encroached upon again.
At Sanjay Gandhi National Park, forest officials removed tracts of slums after a high court court ordered them to do so on May 7, 1997. But of late, 20 to 30 slums have been springing up at the park on a daily basis.
In Colaba, the Navy recently complained that the number of hutments along the coast was rising. “The city collectorate is supposed take action against people who encroach on the coasts,’’ said a Coast Guard official who also pointed out that encroachments from Sewri to Mazgaon docks were not being tackled by the collectorate.
Encroachments on several plots of Mhada in Mumbai also continue. In the eastern suburbs, a police station has encroached on a Mhada plot meant for petrol pump.
Housing expert Chandrashekhar Prabhu said, “ I am quite happy that the government has woken up. But to my surprise, I found slums at Girgaum Chowpatty (revenue land) on Wednesday.’’ Kshatriya said that he would plan a demolition drive after monsoon.
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Started in 1959, the choreographed aggression has been a huge draw with curious onlookers and patriots, who cheer and raise slogans as the soldiers high-kick, stomp, wave their fists and speed march their way through the 45-minute drill. The routine, which may seem both genuinely hostile and comical to outsiders, ends with a lowering of the respective flags and a slamming of the gates amidst much shouting and jeering from crowds on both sides.
The decision to change the tone of the drill from one of aggression to that of friendliness has been mutual, say some reports, after the high-kicks left even the toughest of men painfully hamstrung. One look at the routine and you will know why.
Certain sections of Pakistani media, however, quoted their army personnel as refusing to do away with the exaggerated kick and foot stomp, much to the delight of those who travel all the way from Amritsar and Lahore to watch the stunts. They may, however, have to do without the staring and the shadow punches.
But fans of the drill are questioning if the emotionally charged ritual will retain its appeal after the soldiers open up their fists to shake hands.
DO THE WAGAH-WAGAH
» Pakistan Rangers and BSF men approach the ceremonial border between India and Pakistan dressed elaborately with crisp turbans
» A part of the routine involves vigorous foot stomping, which the Pakistani army is allegedly desirous of continuing, while the BSF says no
» The wildly popular high-kick sees the soldiers kicking over their heads menacingly close to the rival’s nose. This, say reports, has injured most of our men
» The stares and the angry glares with nostrils flared is on its way out
» The shadow punches, displayed for obvious reasons at safe distances, come with an arrogant shrug of the shoulders. Will this be replaced with a polite handshake?
» The speed march sees the men literally rush at each other, heels digging into concrete. Guess, doc’s just advised them to slow down a bit
The stinging observation came from Justice A K Ganguly, who, along with Justice G S Singhvi, agreed to hike the compensation awarded to a man whose wife had died in an accident.
“This bias is shockingly prevalent in the work of the Census. In the Census of 2001, it appears that those who are doing household duties like cooking, cleaning of utensils, looking after children, fetching water, collecting firewood have been categorised as nonworkers and equated with beggars, prostitutes and prisoners who, according to the Census, are not engaged in economically productive work,’’ Justice Ganguly said.
Surprisingly, the description of home-makers as part of the non-productive category had so far gone unnoticed. This flies in the face of the recognition that household chores performed by home-makers is of considerable economic value. In fact, there is a demand to compute the value of services provided by home-makers.
‘Amend motor act to respect housewives’
New Delhi: The Supreme Court has frowned upon the low compensation awarded to the family of Renu Agarwal after her death in a road accident, on the grounds that as a housewife, she had no income. Under the Census, housewives are clubbed with prostitutes, beggars and prisoners as economically nonproductive. The bench felt that the time had come for Parliament to realise the invaluable service rendered by housewives and amend the Motor Vehicle Act to give them their due.
Both judges in the bench agreed the compensation paid by a tribunal (Rs 2.40 lakh) to Arun Agarwal for the death of his wife Renu was too low as under Act, the family was entitled to Rs 6 lakh. The Allahabad HC had upheld the tribunal’s award, and the family then moved the apex court.
Terming the work of housewives as invaluable for the family, the bench said, “The gratuitous services rendered by wife with true love and affection to the children and her husband and managing the household affairs can’t be equated with the services rendered by others. “A wife/mother does not work by the clock. She is in constant attendance of the family throughout the day and night unless she is employed. She takes care of all the requirements of husband and children including cooking of food, washing of clothes, etc. She teaches small children and provides invaluable guidance to them for their future life,’’ the bench said.
TIMES NEWS NETWORK
From Aurangazeb to James Laine there are many whose careers ended because of Shivaji Maharaj,” remarked maverick author Bhalchandra Nemade at the release of his quartet novel Hindu.
He was responding to a question on the controversial book Shivaji: A Hindu King in Islamic India which has raised many hackles. “Laine has been forced to abandon his research as he cannot come back to Maharashtra,” said the author who in his signature style, took on “the rabid right.”
“Destroying our own property because we are angry with someone abroad doesn’t come across as too intelligent,” he advised and added, “We need to work on our intolerance.”
While attacking the right wing for its anti-Muslim bias he said, “Vinayak Sawarkar too was in favour of Pakistan.” When a member of the audience asked him to qualify his statement, he said, “Come for my lectures and we’ll talk.”
Stalwarts like Mahesh Elkunchwar say Nemade, “changed the face of the Marathi novel with his first book Kosla (Cocoon).” He has been working on his seminal novel from 1973. The first part was released today. The story begins with the origins of Hindu religion from pre-Harappan times and moves on to the present day. According to Nemade, his research showed how literature had been tampered with, and later, history too, to suit the interest of Brahmins.
Excerpts from his unpublished have appeared in a few Marathi magazines. Ravindra Natya Mandir was packed with who’s who from the world of literature, theatre and cinema and the first print has already sold out.
While his critical works are in English, Nemade’s creative work in fiction is only in Marathi. This Sahitya Akademi awardee has taught English and comparative literature, linguistics, anthropology and Marathi literature in various universities, colleges and the School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS) London.
Born in 1938 in a village in the Satpudas, north Maharashtra, Nemade’s first exposure to literature was in the folk-tribal tradition. Exposure to what he calls “Anglicised culture” during his college stint in Pune greatly annoyed him and was expressed in his poems. Nemade’s own experience becomes the experience of Pandurang Sangvikar (the hero of Kosla) who epitomises the fate of “many village boys who end up half frustrated, half degenerated in the face of a sudden “modern” set of values.” Nemade always equated this with a loss of culture in India, which is his essential argument in Desivad.
Ref: Mumbai Mirror
To begin with, you will need to charge the water. To do so, fill a bowl with ordinary tap water. Then, either leave it exposed to sunlight for three to four hours, or place a clear quartz crystal in the bowl and let it remain for a day. The crystal should be the one that has been appropriately cleansed and charged for the specific use. Now, the water is charged and ready for the ceremony.
Take the bowl of charged water and holding it in your hand, pray to the power you believe in and set your intent for healing and clearing the space. If you know any relevant mantras or chants, you may recite them. Walk clockwise from the door, around the room and sprinkle the water from the bowl with a sprig of fresh leaves as you go around. Sprinkle more water into dull and dark corners. Continue with your religious chanting or singing, as you go around the room. Listen to your inner voice and it will guide you to the part of the room where stale or negative energy seems trapped. Sprinkle more water into this spot, even as you continue with your chanting for a few minutes or till you intuitively feel that it is time to stop. Repeat the process in all the other rooms that need cleansing, or whenever you feel that you need to repeat this ritual.
Ref: Mumbai Mirror
Monday, July 5, 2010
The Archdiocesan Heritage Committee of Mumbai has taken an initiative to undertake the preservation and promotion of the architectural and historical patrimony of the Church by undertaking tours to places of historical importance and organising seminars. It has also drawn up plans to set up a museum of Christian artifacts in Goregaon.
While giving a talk on the ‘History of Christians in Mumbai,’ Fr Pereira, parish priest of Our Lady of Lourdes Church, Orlem, gave some interesting nuggets about the Christian community in Mumbai, Kalyan, Vasai and Thane.
“As far back as the sixth century, Cosmos Indico Plestus, an Alexandrian merchant, mentioned in his writings that in the year 525 AD, a bishop in Kalyan was appointed from Persia. This means that the region had a well-established diocesan,’’ he said. Fr Pereira also referred to the Gazetteer of India to emphasise his point. “It is mentioned in the records that between 800 AD and 1,200 AD, Muslim rulers destroyed churches and temples, implying the presence of a Christian population,’’ he added.
Historical records are available, which state that in 1321, four missionaries were killed in Thane and buried in St Thomas Church, Sopara, whereas Portuguese merchant Vasco Da Gama discovered India in 1498 and came to Bombay in 1534, said Fr Pereira.
Portugal ruled the Mumbai Metropolitan Region only from 1534. The territory was under the control of the Sultan of Gujarat who sought protection from the Portuguese against attack by the Mughals in exchange for the territory.
Under Portuguese rule, missionaries got protection and infrastructure to carry out evangelism. “They built large churches, whose ruins can still be found in Chaul (currently Rev Danda), Thane and other places to project their greatness. The Portuguese could not come to terms with a Christian having a local name. Hence, they started assigning Portuguese names to the newly converted groups. Names like D’Souza, D’Silva and Pereira were given based on the names of priests or sponsors who carried out the conversions,’’ added Fr Pereira. The policies of the Portuguese rulers resulted in the latter’s eviction by the Marathas who won a war against them in 1739.
Fr Pereira does not agree that Catholics got a fillip under the British rule. “In fact, the British were Protestant and therefore anti-Catholic. Moreover, they took away large tracts of land belonging to local Catholic populations. Importantly, the local Christian population also disliked the Portuguese as they were laid-back rulers.’’ He also touched upon modern history by mentioning how Cardinal Valerian Gracious was the first Indian to head the Bombay Archdiocese in 1950. “After Independence, then prime minister Jawaharlal Nehru decided that no outside power would decide the appointment of a religious head in this country.’’
Manthan K Mehta -TNN
How many officers have been punished with dismissal for allowing encroachments to come up on public land
Mumbai: The failure of the authorities to take action against illegal hawkers and unauthorised construction earned the wrath of the Bombay high court. The court’s admonition came in three separate cases being heard by different benches of the high court on Thursday.
One concerned illegal hawkers on Linking Road in Bandra before a division bench of Justice F I Rebello and Justice R V More. The other two related to largescale illegal constructions and hawking menace in Thane, being heard by a bench of acting chief justice J N Patel and Justice S C Dharmadhikari.
“It is high time that the corporation takes steps to remove encroachments and unauthorised constructions,’’ said Justice Patel. By the government’s own admission, there are over 4.95 lakh unauthorised structures in Thane district. The authorities have been able to remove just 11,000 such structures. “How many officers have been punished with dismissal for allowing encroachments to come up on public land,’’ asked the judge.
The state’s claims that it had initiated departmental inquiry against officers did not impress the court. The HC has asked chief secretary J P Dange to set a time frame for removing all unauthorised structures in Thane. The court also asked Thane municipal commissioner to file an action-taken report on the problem of illegal hawking.
The bench headed by justice Rebello rapped the authorities for failing to make available pavements for the public while proposing to build sky walks.
Shibu Thomas -TNN
MBMC commissioner Shivmurti Naik said that the service providers would be fined for installing mobile towers near CRZ land. During investigations, it was found that one Pappu Singh, a resident of the Jai Ambe Nagar, had signed a one year contract with a company to instal the
towers on his roof. Since December last year, the civic administration had started sending letters to the service providers to remove the two towers. The MBMC also directed Reliance Energy to discontinue power supply to mobile towers that were on CRZ plots.
Civic sources said that mobile towers were put up near CRZs as it helps getting good signal. A number of cellphone companies are installing mobile towers in Mira-Bhayander and Vasai-Virar following complaints of poor network.
In Bhayander (W), too, the civic authorities have identified mobile towers that are located near CRZ land. Action will be taken against them for violating the CRZ rules, said civic officials.
Sandhya Nair -TNN
Sunday, June 6, 2010
“We were better under British rule,’’ wrote 82-year-old S J Chughani, president of the Mumbai Freedom Fighters Sabha, in recent letters to the state and central governments to express the sabha’s frustration at the slow pace at which applications for freedom fighter status, under the Centre’s Swatantra Sainik Samman Scheme, are approved.
Thousands across the nation still await ‘freedom fighter’ status and the pension and benefits that come with it. This includes at least 350 people from Mumbai and hundreds more across Maharashtra, which was a hotbed of the freedom movement.
Speaking of the Mumbai sabha’s experience, Chughani said, “I have exchanged innumerable letters with the President and written to various chief ministers of Maharashtra, but they do not even bother to reply.’’ The Mumbai sabha has around 380 members, but only 30 or so are recognised as patriots. The other 350 have been writing to officials for 20 years.
“I am sorry to say that in my last letter to the government I went to the extent of saying that we were better under British rule,’’ Chughani told TOI.
In fact, as recently as May 2010, the Bombay High Court had to tell the state government not to be unfair to Namdeo Gaikwad, whose plea for a pension had been pending before a state panel for several years. Gaikwad, in his 90s, fought for the liberation of Goa.
400 people killed at Jallianwala Bagh on April 13, 1919, were recognised as martyrs only in December 2008, 89 years after their death
The Goa and Hyderabad liberation movements were included as part of the freedom struggle in 2003—43 years and 62 years, respectively, after the events
But many of the Goa and Hyderabad freedom fighters are yet to receive their pension
This provision figures in the Prevention of Torture Bill Lok Sabha passed on May 6. Though debated briefly before passage, no opposition MP participated. The bill goes to RS in the next session.
Rather than tightening existing law against torture, the bill sneaks in a concession to security personnel accused of causing grievous hurt to suspects in custody. The stipulation that courts can take cognizance of a torture complaint against public servants only within six months of the alleged offence is contrary to CAT and the general scheme of Indian criminal laws.
Besides defining torture in terms of grievous hurt, the bill makes public servants liable to imprisonment up to 10 years, maximum penalty under IPC for grievous hurt inflicted by anybody. The six-month limit is a departure from CrPC, which says that for offences punishable with sentences exceeding three years there shall be no limit on when the cases can be booked.
The government pushed the bill around the time SC likened forcible narcoanalysis to torture. So, the pains taken by the government to exempt ‘‘any pain, hurt or danger ... inflicted in accordance with any procedure established by law’’ from the purview of the torture bill seems out of tune with SC’s verdict.
The bill seems to be designed more to address diplomatic embarrassment over delay in ratifying CAT than increasing accountability of law enforcers for resorting to torture. Human rights defenders are disappointed the bill failed to provide a means to monitor detention centres where suspects are vulnerable to torture.
Another omission relates to the government’s failure to adopt a Law Commission recommendation that the burden of proof in torture cases be on the accused police officials, something the security lobby is vehemently opposed to.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Service tax not being raised as stimulus rolled back
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Rs 2,500 crore net revenue gain for FY11
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FY11 net service tax gains seen at Rs 3,000 crore
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Net rev gain of Rs 43,500 crore from custom, excise proposals
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Services tax retained at 10%
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Service tax to GDP ratio 1%
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Excise on locally refined gold at Rs 280/gram
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Basic customs duty on gold ore reduced
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5% duty, project import status for MSOs
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Not to levy import tax on some equipment in road proj
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Uniform, concessional 5% duty on all medical appliances
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Customs duty rationalized on music, gaming, software
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Businesses with Rs 60 lakh turnover have to audit a/c
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Excise duty on CFL halved to 4%
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Central excise on LED lights cut to 4%
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Rs 50/t cess on Indian coal
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To raise central excise on non-petro products to 10%
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Increased excise duty on all non-smoking tobacco
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Excise on cigars, cigarettes to go up
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CET on petro products hiked by Re 1
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Partial rollback of excise duty on large cars
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Partial rollback of excise duty on cement, cement products
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Excise duty hiked to 10% vs 8%
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Professionals with Rs 15 lakh income need account audit
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Weightage deduction on R&D increased to 200%: Ernst & Young
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Weighted deduction from 150% to 200% for in-house R&D
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Surcharge for companies reduced to 7.5% from 10%
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MAT increased to 18%
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10% tax for income between Rs 1.6-5 lakh
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Nil tax for Rs 1.6 lakh income
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Borrowing plan to be decided in consultation with RBI
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FY11 net market borrowing pegged at Rs 3.45 lakh crore
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To continue with practice of oil, fert subsidy in cash
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FY10 fiscal deficit revised to 6.9% of GDP
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FY13 fiscal deficit pegged at 4.1%
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FY12 fiscal deficit pegged at 4.8% of GDP
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FY11 fiscal deficit pegged at 5.5% of GDP
* 12.06 pm
Total expenditure this fiscal at Rs 11.87 lakh crore
* 12.05 pm
Revised estimate for tax collection at Rs 7.47 lakh cr
* 12.02 pm
Defence allocation at Rs 1.47 lakh cr
* 12.02 pm
To soon finalise symbol for Indian Rupee
* 12.02 pm
Allocated Rs 1,900 cr for UID project
* 12.01 pm
UID authority to issue 1st set of ID's in FY11
* 12.00 pm
To set up financial sector legislative reforms panel
* 11.59 am
Allocated Rs 5,000 cr to Social Justice ministry
* 11.58 am
Allocated Rs 2,600 cr for Minority Affairs ministry
* 11.58 am
Launched women farmer fund scheme with Rs 100 cr
* 11.56 am
Propose to launch skill development programme for textile sector
* 11.56 am
Village & child development outlay up 50%
* 11.55 am
Allocation for renewable energy at Rs 1,000 cr
* 11.54 am
Unorganised sector social security fund at Rs 1,000 crore
* 11.54 am
Health insurance extended to NREGA beneficiaries
* 11.53 am
National Security Fund allocated Rs 1,000 cr
* 11.52 am
Micro finance & equity fund doubled to Rs 400 cr
* 11.51 am
Allocated Rs 2,400 cr for micro, SME's
* 11.50 am
Allocation for slum redevelopment increased to Rs 1,270 crore
* 11.50 am
To extend 1% interest subsidy scheme for affordable housing to Mar 2011
* 11.48 am
Allocation for urban development at Rs 3,500 crore
* 11.48 am
Indira Aawas Yojana allocation at Rs 10,000 cr
* 11.47 am
Bharat Nirman FY11 plan outlay at Rs 48,000 crore
* 11.46 am
Rs 40,100 cr for NREGA
* 11.46 am
Rs 61,000 cr for rural infra development
* 11.45 am
Banking for all villages with population of 2,000
* 11.44 am
Allocation to Health Ministry at Rs 22,300 cr
* 11.43 am
FY11 education plan outlay at Rs 31,030 crore
* 11.43 am
Spending on social sector upped to Rs 1.37 lakh cr
* 11.42 am
Ready with draft Food Security Bill
* 11.41 am
One time grant of Rs 200 cr to Tamil Nadu for textile
* 11.41 am
Clean Ganga Mission allocated Rs 500 crore
* 11.40 am
Allocated Rs 200 cr to Goa to restore beaches
* 11.40 am
To set up 20,000 mw of solar power by 2022
* 11.40 am
Allocated Rs 500 cr to set up solar, small hydro power units
* 11.39 am
Micro power project in Ladakh at Rs 500 crore
* 11.38 am
To launch competitive bidding for captive coal mining
* 11.37 am
To set up coal regulatory authority
* 11.36 am
To loan Rs 16,752 cr to rail development projects
* 11.36 am
IIFCL to double re-finance to banks for infra
* 11.36 am
Road development allocation hiked to Rs 19,894 cr
* 11.35 am
To construct 20 km of national highway each day
* 11.34 am
Allocation for road transport raised by 13%
* 11.34 am
ECB's now available for food processing sector
* 11.33 am
To set up 5 more Mega Food park projects
* 11.32 am
To provide 2% loan subsidy to farmers
* 11.32 am
Interest rate subvention for farm loans hiked to 2%
* 11.32 am
FY11 bank farm loan target raised to Rs 3.75 lakh crore
* 11.31 am
PDS suffering from shortage of storage facilities
* 11.30 am
Rs 200 crore for climate resilient agri initiative
* 11.30 am
Propose Rs 300 cr for Rashtriya Krishi Vikas Yojana
* 11.29 am
Rs 400 crore to extend green revolution to Eastern India
* 11.28 am
Committed to SEZ plans to boost exports, employment
* 11.27 am
Extend 2% interest subvention on export credit for 1 year
* 11.27 am
Capital for banks to help meet CAR aim
* 11.26 am
Company's Bill to address regulation in corporate sector
* 11.26 am
RBI to give additional banking licenses
* 11.26 am
FY11 capital for PSU Banks at Rs 16,500 crore
* 11.25 am
RBI mulling banking license for pvt & NBFC players
* 11.25 am
Status paper on domestic debt/GDP ratio in 6 months: BMR
* 11.24 am
Working towards making FDI regime simple
* 11.24 am
$20.9 bn FDI inflows during Apr-Dec '09
* 11.24 am
Will reduce fertiliser subsidy
* 11.23 am
Divestment proceeds budgeted higher in FY11 vs FY10
* 11.23 am
NBS will lead to agri productivity
* 11.22 am
PSU divestment mop-up seen at Rs 25,000 cr in FY10
* 11.22 am
Actively engaged in finalizing structure of GST rollout
* 11.21 am
Finance panel has proposed withdrawal of stimulus
* 11.20 am
Since December, signals of food inflation spilling over
* 11.19 am
Have acted on recommendations of 13th Finance Commission
* 11.19 am
Need to better manage supply-demand mismatch
* 11.19 am
Process of building a simple tax system is near completion
* 11.19 am
Need to strengthen local macro-economic situation
* 11.17 am
Efforts on to lower inflation in the next 2 months
* 11.16 am
Need to review stimulus and get back to fiscal consolidation
* 11.16 am
High fuel prices added to inflationary pressures
* 11.16 am
Should bring down inflation in the next few months
* 11.15 am
10% growth mark is not too distant in future
* 11.14 am
Focus to improve food security and healthcare systems
* 11.13 am
Govt must enable enterprise
* 11.13 am
Focus of economic activity shifted to non-govt factors
* 11.12 am
Some sectors have helped improve economic condition
* 11.12 am
FY10 was a challenging year for the economy
* 11.11 am
Budget will also signal policy for future
* 11.11 am
Second challenge is to make development more inclusive
* 11.10 am
First challenge is to return to high GDP growth of 9%
* 11.10 am
Budget cannot be a mere statement of government account
* 11.09 am
Thrust for infrastructure in rural areas
* 11.08 am
GDP growth hitting double-digit remains 1st challenge
* 11.07 am
Confident now economy in far better position
* 11.07 am
First challenge is to quickly revert to high GDP growth
* 11.07 am
Short-term global outlook bleak during FY10 Budget
* 11.06 am
Southwest monsoon undermined kharif crop
* 11.06 am
Averted crisis, Indian economy far better situation
* 11.05 am
Business sentiment weak at the time of last Budget
* 11.03 am
Finance Minister presents Union Budget 2010
Gentlemen dislike blondes. Or at least so it seems in the cricket world. How else could the pundits and fans rave about Sachin Tendulkar’s 200 on Wednesday when Australian cricketer Belinda Clark had beaten him to the double hundred record at least 13 years ago?
Incidentally, Clark’s feat was accomplished in Mumbai during the 1997 ICC Women’s World Cup ODI played between Australia and Denmark. She scored an unbeaten 229 in 155 balls at the breathtaking strike rate of 147.74 to take Australia to 412. Australia went on to win the match and that edition of the world cup.
A record is a record, and the fact that the pundits didn’t even bother to mention it only highlights the sexist bias.
Clark was voted Wisden Cricketer of the Year in 1998. Born in the ‘70s, she entered international cricket in 1990. She went on to become captain of the Australian team and led them to three world cup finals, with two wins. Clark played 15 Test matches and 118 ODIs. Wisden Australia proclaimed her Australia’s “finest batswoman to date” with “her free-flowing, classical style, technical brilliance and aggressive attitude to scoring runs”.
In 2000, Clark was appointed a Member of the Order of Australia “for service to cricket, particularly through the Australian Women’s Cricket Team, and to the promotion and development of the game for women and girls.” With that she became a role model for women cricketers across the world.
Source :Times of India
Friday, February 12, 2010
“The government should have a control room or cell where any citizen can lodge complaint about unauthorised construction in his area,’’ observed a division bench of acting chief justice J N Patel and Justice B R Gavai. The judges said that the problem of encroachments were a result of inaction by civic officers. “Have you ever dismissed any municipal commissioner or CEO of municipal council for encroachments?’’ the judges asked.
The court has asked the authorities to furnish details of action taken against slumlords by April 7. The court was hearing a PIL on the mushrooming illegal structures in Thane.
The judges remarked sarcastically that if civic officials had managed to rid any area in Thane of unauthorised constructions, they deserved “the Maharashtra Bhushan or Bharat Ratna”. The court pointed out that six months after the state’s assurance that it would set up a special force to tackle encroachments, it remained on paper.
Source : Times of India
Friday, December 18, 2009
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labor.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitel y.
If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard From Again.
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will Be Arrested, Prosecuted And Send To Prison And Deported
If You Cross The Indian Border ILLEGALLY You Get
-A Ration Card,
-Passport ( 1, maybe more)
-A Drivers License,
-Voter Identity Card,
-Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
-Free Health Care,
-A Lobbyist In New Delhi
- And Voting Rights!!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
As they are paid more and given higher post and the company tells the existing staff to train them. Then whats the use if and ordinary Graduate has to train them why canthe himself take that MBA place and keep MBA under him as Trainee.
Also MBA lacks managerial and tema leader skills. They are so proud and egoistic that they hardly talk to juniors and other staff and are always in seventh heaven.
So why are MBA given special status when they are burden and not ready to work in any industry.
They read case history in their syllabus and learn the mangement ways which you will in a more better way if you working.What happened in the past will also happen in future there is no guarantee and in industry like electronics and medicine changes takes place faster and often.
MBA is like learning sitting on shore and reading the Book "How to Swim" without entering into water.
Its high time the company should look the experience and knowledge of the industry, rather then looking for paper tigers MBA degree. This will help them save money on MBA salary and perks and no tension of providing training.
Wants them to revise syllabus; two years ago corporates had complained to Mumbai University that most of its graduates, including students from MBA and engineering, needed to be re-trained
College syllabus is all set to undergo a revision. Noting that most graduates in the State don’t have the practical knowledge to take up corporate jobs and need to be re-trained, the Higher and Technical Education Department of the State Government is planning to issue orders to all State varsities in the next 20 days.
As per the orders, the 24 universities in the State will be asked to revise their syllabus, make accreditation compulsory for colleges, use modern technology, network with other institutions and make liberal use of distance education.
In its November 15, 2006, edition Mumbai Mirror had reported that corporates had told the then Vice-Chancellor of Mumbai University, Dr Vijay Khole, that graduates from here – even students of MBA, engineering and commerce – had to start off at the lowest rungs as they hadn’t not received the training that they should have and needed to be re-trained.
Accepting that the syllabus of various courses in the universities across the state was outdated, J C Sahariya, Principal Secretary of Higher and Technical Education Department, said, “Our syllabus is old and it does not meet the demands of corporates. Students need to be trained in the real world. To solve this problem, our officers are preparing orders to be sent to all varsities, saying that they should revise the syllabus, even of traditional streams such as commerce, arts and science. Engineering, management and IT courses should be specially updated.”
Sahariya added, “According to the Maharashtra University Act, vice-chancellors are responsible for implementing our orders. We have had two meetings with the Governor on this issue.” He also urged the universities to fill up vacant posts with qualified teachers.
If students get practical training at the university level, it will be ‘r for everyone. Students of courses such as engineering, need more practical knowledge. Courses should be designed in consultation with industry people
– Sanjay Gaikwad, founder and managing director,Valuable Group
It is true that the people we get ‘do not measure up to the standard.We have to give them at least six months’ training. Revising the syllabus is a good initiative, but universities should take help from corporates while formulating the syllabi
– Deepak Ghaisas, chairman of Gencoval and former VC of I-Flex Solutions
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.
BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.
FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).
DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the
prefix 'with' was dropped..
NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W and S..
AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.
JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.
QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..
TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.
JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.
Interesting Facts * Coca-Cola was originally green.
* The most common name in the world is Mohammed..
* The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
* TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.
* Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
* You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
* It is impossible to lick your elbow.
* People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
* It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
* The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. * If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
* Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
* If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
* If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle
* If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
* What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
* A snail can sleep for three years.
* All polar bears are left handed.
* Butterflies taste with their feet.
* Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
* In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
* On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
* Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
* Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
* The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
* The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
* The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
* Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
* Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
* Most lipstick contains fish scales.
* Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
These doctors are filthy rich and charge not less then Rs 500 for consultation+medicines+tests extra. Why can't they move out and stop troubling people and let people stay peacefully.
Bmc quoted"After a detailed inspection......we decided that it was difficult......Closing or shutting them is also not an alternative...."
Is BMC paying out of their pockets for the shifting or renovation.Let doctors spend why bmc is worried. Today they regularise clinincs, tomorrow beer bar,garages will come up .
Let people stay in peacefully in their homes and let commercial and residential be a separate.
Why the traffic police is behaving like Taliban and on what study and basis such rules are being implemented.
In case I decide to leave office early,I should searching on road for seats like taxi/autorikshaw so that I can get to drive in fast lane and reach home early.
This is stupidty,why can't the Traffic police take action against taxi/auto drivers who cheat you on meter fare,behave rudely with passengers,take passenger as per their wish,old and unclean seats.
To avoid the figths with these rascals taxi/auto driver most of the people take out cars. As train and buses people travel worst then animal.
Also enroachment on foothpaths,roads by hawkers and potholes have made driving difficult on mumbai roads.
Jaago Traffic Police Jaago stop behaving like taliban,think about welfare of people.
Monday, September 14, 2009
National Highway no 24 ghaziabad 5 Sep 2009. Slum dwellers came on road and destory the property of public. Vehicles of innocent passberby were burned down by the people staying in the illegal slums around the road. There was road jam for more then 10 hours.
This illegal construction had come up on land of irrigation dept. When police and dept officals went to remove the enroachment they reacted violiently.
These slumdewellers break law by enroachment and then damage public property. They have guts to do so because they now very well some hungry for vote politician will come to their rescue and help them legalize their illegal enroachment. They know they can break law and escape without being punished, so they keep breaking law.
Calculate the amount of revenue and tax loss govt is incurring in municipal,sales,income,stamp,duty,water, electricity and many other taxes.
These slumdewellers enjoy land,electricity, water and stamp duty benefits without paying it.Whereas other people have to pay taxes to enjoy this.Why this injustice towards citizens.
Govt should give reservations in education like backward classes to come up in life.But government is making this people rich by free fund schemes. Providing free housing, legalazing their land encroachments, ignoring their power and water theft and providing them housing free of cost. Why this injustice.?
Let this slumdewellers study and grow in life like other citizens are doining. They should pay tax and other govt charges like other citizens of INDIA.
Also if you visit these slums you will find that it is a scheme run by few businessmens for their own profit.
They hide their business in cover of these slums. Visit Kurla,Dharavi, shivaji nagar, baiganwadi,dahishar,vikhroli park site,airport,saki naka,jari mari,safeed pool,mankhurd,bharat nagar,bandra or any slums. You will find that there are Big gowdowns of big shopekeepers there and workshops of many industries. You can see Honda city to Hummer park in these slums.
As these businessmen save money on land,stamp duty,property tax, electricity, water and other taxes. It is profitable for them to be in slums and take benefit of our governments policies.
It takes 15 years for qualified people like CA,lawyers,Company secretaries,MBA's to buy a 2 bhk house in good location in mumbai. But our government policies help these slumdewellers get house free within 5 to 10 years. For e.g. A friend of mine who is CA bought a house in Andheri walkable distance from station,school and other facilities. His wife who also is CA contributes to the Housing loan the EMI comes around Rs 70,000.p.m. Few months back I saw a building coming up in front of their building. The board says SRA SCHEME . SRA (slum rehiblation) scheme were slumdewellers are given house by govenrnment for removing their slums. My friend who is 34 now spend his life 22 years studying and after working hard for 4 years bought this house. I feel he should have stayed in slums and he would have got house free. Poor fellow went the common men way.
There are Tvs,satellite dish and air conditions and still they are poor and below poverty line.
The middle class cannot afford house in mumbai and stays outside mumbai in areas like vasai,mira road ,nallasopara etc on western suburbs,in dhanu ,mumbra ,kalyan ,ambernath,dombivili etc on central line and in khoparkharne, airoli, mhape,panvel etc on harbour line.
Middle class stays out of mumbai limits because they cannot afford house in mumbai. Government doesn't care about them as they are not vote banks,for middle class job is more important then anything. They cannot take leave to attend political functions and is busy in earning bread butter so much that even if he has issues he does not have time to protest as to protest one day leave will be wasted which he cannot afford.
Pay tax,follow law,rules and regulations buy ticket and travel like animals in train and bus. Buy car by paying road tax to puc and drive on roads full of potholes and slums near the roads.
Common middle class pays the price everytime. Althoughn its is illegal to sleep on road or footpaths still these slumdewellers sleep there and if due to any mehnicial mistake a car go off the road and if these king slumdewellers are hurt or killed again it is mistake of the driver and not slumdewellers. It is his right to sleep on road.
There is more to this slum story. I will keep updating in due course of time.
Saturday, September 5, 2009
They go with the White House officeto examine the fence .The Bangladeshi contractor pulls out a tape measureand does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil . "Well", he says, "I figure the job will run about $900 . ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)" .
The Chinese contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . ($300 for materials, $300 for my team and $100 profit for me)" .
The Indian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700 . "
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Indian contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from China to fix the fence . "
"Done!" replies the government official .
Friday, August 28, 2009
- If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
- If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
- No one ever says, "It's only a game", when their team is winning.
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a raceccar not called a racist?
- Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
- Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
- Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
- I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me they`re cramming for their final exam.
It's a new style...
If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident...
If a doctor makes a mistake,
It's an operation...
If a engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture...
If parents makes a mistake,
It is a new generation...
If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law...
If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion...
If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a new theory...
If our boss makes a mistake,
It is our mistake...
If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a "MISTAKE"
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
No its an too harsh decision Why the car owners are made Scrape goat by RTO and police. First they must provide ideal conditions on roads to drive and then implement such rules.
All rules are for Private Car drivers only and the transport dept ignores tourist cars, buses,tempos,Auto rikshaws,taxis and other Transport vehicles.
All the foothpaths are encroached by Shopkeepers,hawkers,beggars or Slumdewellers.So pedestrians have to walk on the road. Also dogs,cows and other animal take nap an the road.
Auto rikshaw and taxi drivers drive their vehicle in first lane at their top Speed as 20 km/hr, takes turns without Signalling, change lanes without signalling.
People crossing highways as per their wimps and fancy and the list is endless.
Why should anyone go to prison for no fault of him. The authorities have failed to do their job and now instead of rectifying their fault govt is punishening its people
Govt should start paying attention and take into consideration problem faced by private car owners. The private car owners pay tax,remove puc and follow most of the traffic regulations ,there are 5% private car owners like Alister preria case. But for them rest 95% cannot be punished.
If the public transport are in good conditions,brts buses are increased,auto and taxi drivers are regulated as per law,they stop cheatting people,take fare as per meter and stop refusing to ply to destination of the passenger. Who will take out car.?
Travel on any road and you will know that it is difficult to drive on roads of mumbai or any other metro cities. Go in front of churchgate station in mumbai during peak office hours. Inspite of subway people cross roads like idiots causing trouble to drivers. I never saw traffic police catching people for jay walking. If they start doining that there will be revenues in atleast 5 lakhs per day in jay walking. Also near cst station near planet m there is FOB, still people cross roads there causing jam and mostly there are two traffic cops there to regulate vehicle and people crossing.
Stop troubling and suffering of people by the hand of law. Please Don't make the accident an non bialable offense.
To be contd.....
Monday, August 10, 2009
Question 1 : What are you doing?
Ans : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
Ans : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!
Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI
Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
Question 5: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX
Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory...
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
Question 8 : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
Question 9 : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes -- Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No -- Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Services?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX
Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans : Gift on birthday.
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX
Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX
Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Question 17 : Have you purchased House?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE
Question 18 : How you Travel?
Ans : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE
Question 19.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX
Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY
21) INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans : Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax!